Ah, unless you want something, I'm fine. I'd hate to spill another drink. [[ because lord knows that is totally a possibility. ]] Thank you for asking, though.
[[ that brings up the question of what to do instead... parties are hard. other than drunk and canoodling (which neither of them will be doing in the foreseeable future), the other major options are small talk and... ]] Do you want to take a picture?
[[ bam! smartphone! even though she rarely uses it to actually keep in touch with people, she picked up a small hobby for using the camera feature. ask to see her extensive collection of landscape photos! ]]
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[[ that brings up the question of what to do instead... parties are hard. other than drunk and canoodling (which neither of them will be doing in the foreseeable future), the other major options are small talk and... ]] Do you want to take a picture?
[[ bam! smartphone! even though she rarely uses it to actually keep in touch with people, she picked up a small hobby for using the camera feature. ask to see her extensive collection of landscape photos! ]]